The government is always going on about saving energy. I tried turning my lights off to save some…  I ran over a cyclist
My boss suggested I started taking my bike to work to help out the environment, so I did…and put it in the back of car
Two planets meet.
The first one asks: “How are you?”
“Not so well”, the second answered “I’ve got the Homo Sapiens.”
“Don’t worry,” the other replied, “I had the same. That won’t last long.”
“If sunbeams were weapons of war, we would have had solar energy long ago.” Sir George Porter
The modern electric toothbrushes are having an effect on tooth care. In fact, my dentist was telling me that in Great Britain today, the major cause of tooth decay is weak batteries.